Interviewer: I don’t want to burst your bubble, but you do know about Santa. You know the secret about Santa?
When you see Mitch Lucker looking super badass in the You Only Live Once video clip then he’s here making a batch of goddamn cookies
like look at this shit
LOOK AT IT
I was going to reblog this an hour ago and it was still open as a tab. Fuck. My. Life.
A few days ago, I was in a terrible mood. Thinking nothing could cheer me up, I was proven wrong with this.
Rest in peace, Mitch.
I bet Mitch had his cookies topped with metal. Chocolate chips weren’t hardcore enough for him.
this made me smile so hard
if i lay here
if i just lay here
do u think i’d still pass all of my classes
I REALLY LIKE THIS URBAN LEGEND BEHIND THE WORD, "FUCK"
THAT SAID THAT IN THE MIDDLE AGES, DURING THE BLACK DEATH, RESOURCES WERE SCARCE SO COUPLES HAD TO OBTAIN ROYAL PERMISSION TO HAVE CHILDREN
SO THEY HAD TO PUT UP A SIGN ON THEIR HOUSE (VISIBLE ON THE ROAD) THAT SAID,
“FORNICATION UNDER CONSENT of KING”
AND THEIR ENTIRE STREET WOULD KNOW THEY’RE FUCKING